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12.4.07

Inspired African Parents or Giddy African Footballers? 

Absolutely taken from elsewhere, but it's not as if I've not been looking at, at least, one relevant table all the year long: honest. To follow my beloved Sundowns, of course. (Not as beloved as my most beloved Binga Friday F.C., though, of course.) 'YNWA(EIA*),' lads.

Essentially, the most fun ever. I want searches for these names (on the Internet*) to come to me because I love the names more than anyone, more than anyone that could ever be attached to them, and, I think, more than any attachment that could attach to one. Staggering love. I'd make up footballers like this, but I never could. Titans, all of them, clearly:

Laughter Chilembe. Surprise Moriri. Have-a-Look Dube. Givemore Manuella. Gift Makolonio. Method Mwanyazi. Limited Chicafa. Danger Fourpence. Came-in-Me-Own-Face-Oops Davidson. Stephen Sunny Sunday. Naughty Mokoena. Tonic Chabalala.

If it were up to me, everyone would have names like:

Bigness Fudgy. Labiana Carver. Henny Badger. Coot Hitchens.

Or:

Gobby Mough. Roald Oats. Harvey Bristol. Crispin Furlong.

[*Except in Africa.]

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