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	22.8.07 Vs. [2]  Jayne Mansfield vs. the very lovely Miss Diana Clunt tickling as a tactic in fighting vs. kissing as a tactic in fighting the Meux's Brewery Disaster vs. Gordon Comstock's big night in Keep the Aspidistra Flying a pailful of spunk vs. not leaving the apartment for a month Dundonian for Beginners vs. a crafty fag weighted ice cubes vs. helium-filled zippers junglecock vs. a feather sword giraffe birth vs. panda birth a B-lister vs. a blister Bon giana! vs. Buono estente! 625 Kennedys killed in the Great War vs. the SNP voluntary homelessness vs. my famous nettles, peanuts, and ragweed salad I wasn't supposed to be born in 1890 vs. I wasn't supposed to be born in 1980 wanking seven times in a day (!?) vs. being Michael Schumacher (?!) Bad Teeth, Vol. 1 vs. eating more than one raw onion a world where everyone's gay vs. a world where everyone's gay but you Mortis, the Safety Tortoise vs. Mortal Peril Electronic Drinking Game editing a text into oblivion vs. fixing a haircut you gave yourself yourself Joyce Kilmer vs. carrying a parasol at night life on Europa vs. life in Florida the foe vs. the 93rd (Sutherland Highlanders) Regiment of Foot gowned dining at Princeton vs. some cunt flossing in the men's toilet on the ninth floor at 555 8 Ave theism (tea) vs. detonating a cobalt bomb in the eye of a hurricane Pocket Cartoons vs. dandy fever Oscar the Death Cat vs. the Boy Who Lived  :: 2:13 AM
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