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Here are ten signs that you are a piece of shit.
10. Someone with a disordered mind thought that you were a 'gay bar.' The joke is obvious enough.
9. Another bartender has dragged me out of you, for my own good.
8. A man who's been mugged outside of you gets a knife drawn on him. Afterward.
7. At least one one old woman with a typewriter has sat in you, being unbearable.
6. Your patrons throw up outside of you & come back in for more.
5. Patrons punch car hoods outside you.
4. Horrible harpies (fat, black) howl outside of you at your owner for half an hour. Your owner knocks one's head against a car.
3. Daring opportunists with no standards in this world try to pick up said horrible harpies (see 4.) outside of you. A daring opportunist gets his nose broken.
2. We can spit on you from stories up & no-one cares.
1. A man has been slapped outside of you in broad daylight.