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8.12.04'I Like Driving Racing Cars, But I Also Enjoy Sex'A week after Ralf Schumacher withdrew his investment from a Slovenian sex chain, Stirling Moss has come out as a public proponent for the tumescent Levitra (this link being to increase my traffic a thousandfold), & indeed will front a publicity campaign for GlaxoSmithKline. 'The way I look at it is, if you had a headache you would take an aspirin, so if you can't get an erection why not take a treatment?' Indeed, Sir. 'I first had problems getting it [my penis] up after my accident at Goodwood in 1962.' Note: Goodwood is a real place, most famous for a motorsports festival, not one made up because the name conjures the horn. 'At that time a very nice nurse called Christine helped me to sort the problem naturally.' Note: naturally. 'I just think it is nice to be able to do something to help people who might not otherwise seek medical advice [massage parlors].' Why he's not trying the nurse treatment again I don't know.
Also: some people having suggested that I create more inanity at erikkennedy.com, there is more. And there shall be more. Also: MacBlog (even the term is now incoherent) rankings should never come back. |
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