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The setting: the cave of wonders
The persons: Amy & I & two folks
The genre: horror
An evening at the bar. An open table having been spotted, I sit down. Our drinks join me. Amy is about to sit down. CLEARLY. A fellow comes up & asks if anyone is sitting in one of the other two chairs at the table. Amy sits. Thinking the fellow wants to take the chair somewhere else, as a reasonable person might, I say no. Have it, friend. He & a ladyfriend then proceed to SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE WITH US. Let it be noted that these are grim-visaged strangers, as at-home in a bar as bats in a tanning-booth. Amy & I circle the wagons hoping that they will GET THE MESSAGE. But no, no. THEY DO NOT LEAVE. It turns out that this fellow is The Grapefruit Juice Guy.