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When powers in the universe collude to give us quality entertainment, we should thank the universe by alerting our loved ones, or others. '20 October, 1996: Callie, an Asian elephant at the Los Angeles Zoo, charged keeper Ron Rotter, breaking three of his ribs and a collarbone as terrified visitors looked on. Zoo officials called the incident an accident and said that the elephant had "slipped" on wet concrete. A witness to the incident, photographer Corky Sherman said, "it looked like the elephant took his head then knocked him down and tried to trample him." Zoo sources, who chose to remain anonymous, reported that Callie had a history of aggression.'
How the players performed:
Ron Rotter: 10. If he lived eleven hundred and eleven lives, Ron Rotter would be fucked trying to better the name destiny gave him. Unless he was named Waster, Woofter, or Titsface.
Corky Sherman: 3. For members of my generation, probably self-explanatory.
Callie: 7. Made it all possible. Violent. Name makes her sound like a whore.