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24.6.07I've been thinking these through for weeks.the Sacred Band of Thebes vs. the Great Cat Massacre
Captain Pugwash vs. Sir Felix Booth a holiday on Lake Erie vs. the Paralympics Different Virgins vs. Divisionism being a twat to one's parents vs. pouring a bottle of liquor over a stranger's head exogamy vs. being born speeding in the toilet vs. murder (on a technicality) catenaccio vs. the Drive to the Siegfried Line Ogilby's duiker vs. Welsh Communism women named Fiona vs. the Slough of Despair Subway's new Super Stuffed sandwiches vs. Heliogabalus's bull sex with a stripper vs. some other thing Catford vs. Romford a full breakfast vs. rapture of the deep a Belisha beacon vs. Biffa Bacon The Authorities vs. Antietam piss in a bottle vs. Chris Waddle sodomy vs. tattooing Jack Pierce vs. Community Chest a Dalek vs. never being loved a case of cooking sherry vs. being manacled to a chimpanzee one enormous testicle vs. thirty tiny testicles bad publicity vs. graduate school a pay reduction vs. being thick as pigshit elevenses vs. instant death |
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