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24.6.07

I've been thinking these through for weeks. 

the Sacred Band of Thebes vs. the Great Cat Massacre
Captain Pugwash vs. Sir Felix Booth
a holiday on Lake Erie vs. the Paralympics
Different Virgins vs. Divisionism
being a twat to one's parents vs. pouring a bottle of liquor over a stranger's head
exogamy vs. being born
speeding in the toilet vs. murder (on a technicality)
catenaccio vs. the Drive to the Siegfried Line
Ogilby's duiker vs. Welsh Communism
women named Fiona vs. the Slough of Despair
Subway's new Super Stuffed sandwiches vs. Heliogabalus's bull
sex with a stripper vs. some other thing
Catford vs. Romford
a full breakfast vs. rapture of the deep
a Belisha beacon vs. Biffa Bacon
The Authorities vs. Antietam
piss in a bottle vs. Chris Waddle
sodomy vs. tattooing
Jack Pierce vs. Community Chest
a Dalek vs. never being loved
a case of cooking sherry vs. being manacled to a chimpanzee
one enormous testicle vs. thirty tiny testicles
bad publicity vs. graduate school
a pay reduction vs. being thick as pigshit
elevenses vs. instant death

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