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6.10.08Vs. [3]: Dozens of Reasons to Please Us!incubation vs. infantory
the Dunmore Pineapple vs. the vulgar suburbs a murder at Boiling Lake vs. a murder in a wind tunnel 'I'm nauseous' vs. 'I make people sick' a bottle of piss vs. a Glasgow kiss Con Edison (Brazilian footballer) vs. Humbert Humbert (Brazilian footballer) the disappointment you feel when no-one laughs vs. a holiday so relaxing you forget to live revengetables vs. chilled soup being 'virtually bone from the neck up' vs. 'need[ing] daily watering' lawn-chair ballooning vs. Inner Freedom for the Imprisoned H.M.S. Brilliant Prize vs. Paula Radcliffe clean tub, filthy towel vs. clean towel, filthy tub the vagina dentata vs. the Corpus Clock a maternal friend vs. taking all the price stickers off your shopping Wenry vs. Wank a bound bird in freefall vs. a blind buck in barbed wire cooking with blood vs. cooking with semen Equus, with Daniel Radcliffe vs. the din of a distant shipyard beating someone up in your blog vs. being beaten up for having a blog Philipp Kirkorov, the Russian Michael Jackson vs. Vijay Mallya, the Indian Richard Branson 'you Cross-shitting, hunchbacked leper queer' vs. 'you flat-chested, cock-sucking, spastic horse-fucker' being divorced in secret vs. Dudley Do-Right the Headache Institute vs. the Centre of Immensities the Crime of the Fortnight vs. the manimum penalty geniality vs. genealogy |
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